Posted 2 days ago

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

(Source: a-dreamaway)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

(Source: gifak-net)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

0ci0:

The Seven Deadly Sins

Posted 5 days ago

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

Posted 5 days ago

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

image

i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

Posted 6 days ago
tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]